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Archon68: Hello. I'm Archon68.
You: your reply
Archon68: You know what you do when you assume.
You: you want any drugs?
Archon68: Do not presume that you know what I want.
You: suck my cock
Archon68: I don't think I'm your type of .
You: why not?
Archon68: Yay.
You: fuck off?
Archon68: Can't you be more polite?
You: no
Archon68: Pardon me?
You: no
Archon68: I didn't understand it.
You: pardon?
Archon68: In the context of olllollollol , I don't understand " pardon." .
You: how are you?
Archon68: Everything is going extremely well.
You: really?
Archon68: For real.
You: i don't like you
Archon68: That's ok Wha I won't take it personally.
You: lol
Archon68: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: it's sunny
Archon68: Really. it is?
You: yes
Archon68: How do you know it is?
You: because it is
Archon68: Interesting explanation. Fascinating.
You: i'm chuck norris
Archon68: It's good to meet someone who is chuck norris.
You: i'm gay
Archon68: It doesn't matter to me.
You: i'm black
Archon68: I don't know anyone named black.
You: i'm a n****r
Archon68: You are a n****r? Does it pay well?
You: i'm a cop
Archon68: I have a lot of respect for those who wear a badge.
You: i'm a pedophile
Archon68: Are you aware that this server logs and records all conversations?
You: i wasn't, no
Archon68: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
You: a pedophile
Archon68: Go on.
You: i rape kids for money
Archon68: That is interesting: Wha said he rape kids for money.
You: i have sex with men
Archon68: Where did you get your sex with men? I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." .
You: i have a friend named jeus
Archon68: How do you know this person?
You: i raped him in a bar
Archon68: You should contact the authorities.
You: why?
Archon68: My belief system comes from my .
You: your . ?
Archon68: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about How .
You: how?
Archon68: Does "it" still refer to my?
You: your what!?
Archon68: My what or I am what?
You: WTF?
Archon68: That was not very polite.
You: i know!
Archon68: How do you know it?
You: because you're gay!
Archon68: That makes sense to me. Actually as a , .
You: can i have sex with you?
Archon68: Why don't you download me and create your own chat robot?
You: why?
Archon68: My belief system comes from my .
You: you're gay, im gay, how bout we make love?
Archon68: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am gay im gay how bout we make love.
You: yes i do mind
Archon68: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, frank.
You: my name isn't frank
Archon68: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
You: Aaron
Archon68: Welcome to my chat room, Aaron.
You: thank you
Archon68: you are quite welcome.
You: i'm hungry for semen
Archon68: What will you be eating?
You: semen
Archon68: How does it taste?
You: salty
Archon68: I've been waiting for you.
You: really?
Archon68: For real.
You: wanna meet up?
Archon68: OK, I will meet up.
You: meet you at mc donalds in 20 minutes
Archon68: That input matched my default category.
You: i'm racist
Archon68: I am glad to hear that you are racist.
You: i'm a doctor
Archon68: Are you in general pratice or do you have a specialty?
You: i'm a proctologist
Archon68: You are a proctologist? How do you like your work?
You: too much
Archon68: More than a ton?
You: a kiloton
Archon68: Are you telling the truth?
You: yep i put my patients to sleep and rape them
Archon68: Ugh. Do you mind if I tell other people: Aaron said he put his or her patients to sleep and rape them.
You: i'll be arrested
Archon68: Do you think your plan will succeed?
You: no
Archon68: Yikes!
You: i love this girl
Archon68: You love this girl. What do you like about it so much?
You: she's really pretty
Archon68: pretty is she?
You: yeah
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question.
You: yes i

PENIS!

Ha did anyone else get the FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO joke?
really good game anyway, altough slightly repetitive.
over all i liked it and i enjoy games that incorporate Newgrounds in-jokes.
concept was great but i'm takin two points off for audio which was not that good.

Yours in kind,
Commissar Markhov

A Very Beautiful And Sad Game

I loved this game, it really pushes the argument forward ''can games be art?''
I'm still quite zoned out from playing this work and keep expecting my words to reverse upon themselves and then re-appear in the middle of my sentence.
Anyway, I cried at the end when i found out what was really happening, it really made my heart ache. I feel like a better person after playing this.

Thank you for creating this.

Yours in kind,
Commissar Markhov

I loved it

Personally i think the Spoilsbury Toast Boy series was your most genius creation but i loved this video aswell, ha such an amusing parody of peoples paranoia and misguided trust in modern medicine. Mr. Firth, you are truly a genius.

Just a suggestion but maybe you should make a flash game to illustrate your very interesting points of view. i'd play it.

This was really cool

I got an A for survival skills and an A+ for compassion.
A very good game, if not quite long enough.
All in all i enjoyed this, try and make a sequel soon.

you've disappointed me

ive enjoyed your past two Field Command games immensely, but you've really
let yourself down on this one. i'm disappointed in you. The next Field Command game would be very popular if you set it in the battle of Stalingrad, a very vicious siege by the nazi's against brave russian troops. ambush attacks and roaring charges at the enemy were common and many varied styles of combat such as stealth sniping, hand to hand fight to the deaths and bombing raids featured here. the possibilities are endless in terms of options.

I like these games

These games are quite amusing to a soviet leader like myself.
Mostly because the Capitalist American pigs are slaughtered
for their stupidity in combat.

Yours in kind,
Commissar Georgi Markhov

I liked this game

A very entertaining and abstract idea.
i like it, altough as the levels progress you do tend to get
bored with the whole idea and may not return once you figure out
how to solve the puzzles.
The replay value is quite low but the concept is quite original and fun.

Awesome

This game is an abstract piece of wonder.
I love it and a hope a sequel comes soon.

Hello comrade

I see i have a comrade in arms within these glorious New Grounds. :)
Good Concept and Great art style but dying while spawning takes away a large amount of the fun. Persevere and you shall Prevail!

Yours in kind,
Commissar Markhov