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Total Medals Earned: 91 (From 18 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,985 Points

Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Brain Unlocked 9/13/10
10 Points
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Locked Medal Brawn 10 Points The more aggressive problem solver.
Locked Medal Out With a Ding 25 Points Beat the Game
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/95 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 8/17/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 8/17/09
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Locked Medal Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Locked Medal Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 8/17/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 8/17/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

Communist in Space

Qvit Stalin Unlocked 11/21/09
5 Points
Start already!
Liberated Unlocked 11/21/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Locked Medal Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)

Crush The Castle 2

Locked Medal A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Locked Medal Acidic 5 Points Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst Unlocked 9/14/10
5 Points
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic Unlocked 9/14/10
5 Points
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Locked Medal Death From Above 5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Locked Medal Electric Boogaloo 5 Points Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 9/14/10
5 Points
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Locked Medal I'm Melting 5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
Locked Medal Jack Frost 5 Points Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First Unlocked 9/14/10
5 Points
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Locked Medal Last Laugh 5 Points Kill the Jester last on any level.
Locked Medal Logged to Death 5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Locked Medal Oh The Humanity! 5 Points Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target Unlocked 9/14/10
5 Points
Kill the king first on any level.
Locked Medal Pyromaniac 5 Points Burn 100 castle pieces.
Locked Medal Throw Like a Girl 5 Points Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Locked Medal You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Prohibition Unlocked 9/14/10
10 Points
Destroy 100 barrels.
Locked Medal Veteran Crusher 10 Points Crush all castles
Locked Medal Golden God 25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/22 (35/140 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/18/10
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Locked Medal Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Locked Medal Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Locked Medal Bad Transit 10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Locked Medal Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Locked Medal Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Locked Medal Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Locked Medal Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Locked Medal Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Locked Medal Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Locked Medal WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Locked Medal Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Locked Medal Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Locked Medal Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Locked Medal Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Locked Medal Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Dynamic Systems

Fail a level Unlocked 6/29/09
5 Points
Failure doesn't stop me.
Level 5 Unlocked 6/29/09
10 Points
Science 101 Student
Locked Medal Play a custom level 10 Points Systems Designer
Level 10 Unlocked 6/29/09
25 Points
Hobby Engineer
Level 15 Unlocked 6/29/09
25 Points
Galileo Galilei
Level 20 Unlocked 6/29/09
50 Points
Isaac Newton Scholar
Level 25 Unlocked 6/29/09
50 Points
Goldberg's Associate
Locked Medal Level 30 100 Points Rube Goldberg's Medal of Honor

Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/275 points)

Dynamic Systems 2

Let's begin Unlocked 9/17/10
5 Points
Finish level 1
Master the hammer Unlocked 9/17/10
10 Points
Pass level 6
Locked Medal Catch the stars 25 Points Pass level 16
Use the gear Unlocked 9/17/10
25 Points
Pass level 11
Locked Medal Balloons! 50 Points Pass level 22 using balloons!
Locked Medal Rube Goldberg Master 100 Points Finish the game

Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 5/30/10
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 5/30/10
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Locked Medal Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Locked Medal Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Locked Medal Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 5/30/10
10 Points
Get the clock
Locked Medal Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Locked Medal Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Locked Medal Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Locked Medal Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Locked Medal Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Locked Medal Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Locked Medal Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
Locked Medal The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Locked Medal Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Locked Medal Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Locked Medal Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Locked Medal Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/27/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Locked Medal Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop Unlocked 5/27/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Locked Medal Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Locked Medal Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Locked Medal Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Locked Medal Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Locked Medal Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Locked Medal Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Locked Medal Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Locked Medal Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)